Zero B.S. Photos · London

Your photographer let you down? We won't.

Last-minute and same-day photography for team headshots and events across London. Same quality, same setup, transparent callout fee. No panic required.

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We aim to respond within the hour. The sooner you reach out, the sooner it's sorted.

What we cover at short notice

Same quality. Faster timeline.

Team headshots
We come to your office or venue with a portable natural light and flash setup. Each person gets a quick, relaxed session. In and out without disrupting the workday.
Event coverage
Conferences, panels, networking events, corporate gatherings. Candids, speakers, key moments, posed group shots. Natural light and off-camera flash as the venue demands.
Office lifestyle shoots
Team at work, office culture, behind-the-scenes content for your website and socials. Relaxed, natural, nothing staged.
Speaker & panel coverage
Timed to catch expression, not just presence. Discreet, mobile, and out of the way. Your speakers won't know we're there until they see the photos.
Private & personal
If it matters enough to want photos, it matters enough to have a photographer there. Birthdays, milestones, or moments that just won't happen twice. No occasion too big or too small.
The question everyone asks

How much notice do you need?

Ideally 24 hours. We've said yes with less. Get in touch the moment you know you need someone — we'll give you a straight yes or no within the hour.

Pricing

Transparent rates. Even at short notice.

Most London event photographers charge £500–800 for a half day and £800–1,500 for a full day at standard rates. Our last-minute pricing, callout fees included, still comes in below that.

Team headshots
Per person (4+)
6–8 edited selects per person. Delivered within 3–5 working days.
£49/person
Event coverage
Half day
Up to 4 hours on site
From £349
Full day
Up to 8 hours on site
From £599
Private & personal
From 1 hour
Quoted individually based on what you need. Minimum 1-hour booking.
From £99
Callout fees
Under 48 hours notice
Flat fee per booking, not per person
+£49
Same day / under 24 hours
Flat fee per booking, not per person
+£99
Add-ons
Same-day social selects
5–10 hero shots edited and delivered within an hour of shooting
+£49
VIP headshot activation
Dedicated headshot station for speakers and guests
From £199

All rates include editing, digital delivery, and full usage rights. Travel within central London included. South East and further afield available — travel quoted per job. Founding prices do not apply to last-minute bookings.

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Tell us what you need and when. We'll get back to you within the hour during working hours.

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Zero B.S. Photos · London · zero-bs.studio · hello@zero-bs.studio