Zero B.S. Photos · London

Your photographer let you down? We won't.

Last-minute and same-day photography for team headshots and events across London. Same quality, same setup, transparent callout fee. No panic required.

We aim to respond within the hour. The sooner you reach out, the sooner it's sorted.

Same day Subject to availability
Within 1 hour Our response aim
Central London Travel included
What we cover at short notice

Same quality. Faster timeline.

From a missing team photographer to an event that suddenly needs proper coverage, we bring the same considered setup and straightforward approach.

01

Team headshots

We come to your office or venue with a portable natural light and flash setup. Each person gets a quick, relaxed session. In and out without disrupting the workday.

02

Event coverage

Conferences, panels, networking events, corporate gatherings. Candids, speakers, key moments, posed group shots. Natural light and off-camera flash as the venue demands.

03

Office lifestyle shoots

Team at work, office culture, behind-the-scenes content for your website and socials. Relaxed, natural, nothing staged.

04

Speaker & panel coverage

Timed to catch expression, not just presence. Discreet, mobile, and out of the way. Your speakers won't know we're there until they see the photos.

05

Private & personal

If it matters enough to want photos, it matters enough to have a photographer there. Birthdays, milestones, or moments that just won't happen twice. No occasion too big or too small.

The question everyone asks

How much notice do you need?

Ideally 24 hours. We've said yes with less. Get in touch the moment you know you need someone. We'll give you a straight yes or no within the hour.

Pricing

Transparent rates. Even at short notice.

Most London event photographers charge £500–800 for a half day and £800–1,500 for a full day at standard rates. Our last-minute pricing, callout fees included, still comes in below that.

Core photography

Team headshots · 4+ people

Three edited images per person, on site at your workplace. Delivered within three working days. The relevant short-notice fee below is added once per booking.

4–7 people £54 pp
8–14 people £49 pp
15–24 people £44 pp
25+ people £39 pp

Event coverage · Half day

Up to 4 hours on site

From £499

Event coverage · Full day

Up to 8 hours on site

From £799

Private & personal · From 1 hour

Quoted individually based on what you need. Minimum 1-hour booking.

From £99
Callouts & add-ons

Under 48 hours' notice

Flat fee per booking, not per person

+£49

Same day / under 24 hours

Flat fee per booking, not per person

+£99

Same-day social selects

5–10 hero shots edited and delivered within an hour of shooting

+£49

VIP headshot activation

Dedicated headshot station for speakers and guests

From £199

All rates include editing, digital delivery, and full usage rights. Team pricing follows the confirmed headcount band above, with the applicable short-notice fee added once per booking. Travel within central London is included. South East and further afield are available, with travel quoted per job.

Need someone now?

Get in touch now.

Tell us what you need and when. We'll get back to you within the hour during working hours.

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